Four worms were placed in four separate test tubes:

1st in cheap beer
2nd in French wine
3rd in Bourbon whiskey
4th in mineral water

The next day, the teacher shows the results:

The 1st worm in beer, dead.
The 2nd in wine, dead.
The 3rd in whiskey, dead.
The 4th in mineral water, alive and healthy.

The teacher asks the class:

What do we learn from this experience?

And a child responds: Whoever drinks beer, wine and whiskey won't get worms.

James Pepper: There's no law west of Dodge and no God west of the Pecos. Right, Mr. Chisum? John Chisum: Wrong, Mr. Pepper. Because no matter where people go, sooner or later there's the law. And sooner or later they find God's already been there.