My yard is like walking on ball bearings....

On 1.5 acres, I have like 85 trees that drop acorns,

time and weather took out a large branch on one. When I cut that up, the acorns hung from all over the place
like grapes on the vine.

My yard has been full of deer and elk, out here going to town on them.

When it rains real hard, elk hoofs can put hundreds of divots in the ground, about the size of a coffee cup.
time that by 4 feet per elk and then figure I have 25 to 50 elk in the yard at one time.

I wish these trees weren't oak trees, but my wife just had to have this house because she fell in love with, and a big selling feature for her, was it looked so "homey" with all of these damn oak trees...


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