Get up at 5am

Grab a couple 20oz Mtn Dews from the fridge along with some slim jims, granola bars, maybe some peanuts

Walk about 3/4 mile to my spot

Only thing different this year is a new shotgun/scope and a new hat

DON’T BE TOO PROUD OF THIS TECHNOLOGICAL TERROR YOU’VE CONSTRUCTED. THE ABILITY TO DESTROY A PLANET IS INSIGNIFICANT NEXT TO THE POWER OF THE FORCE.

- Darth Vader