Bull shît, wife makes several large batches of homemade cookies around here.
The whiny, titty babies get their nutless batch labeled with an index card and on a separate platter. Same with brownies.
Otherwise I request brownies with black walnuts. And I get bitchy if there are aren’t 10-15 pieces or more in each square.
Also I get her to put pecans in chocolate chip cookies.
We had some cûnt college kids come over for fireworks and the crybabies would take a bite and go “EWWWWW, this has nuts in it” and toss 3x5 brownie in the trash.
She had to start making dual batches for our guests’ finicky eating tastes.
Same crap at Thanksgiving, she has to make about 4 different pans of dressing. One doesn’t like celery, requests their own pan, one doesnt like sage, one wants dressing without meat (chicken and dressing)
I think we’re pretty much done entertaining other humans for get-togethers. Send em all to Hajji Mart and they can get a box of Cosmic Brownies and take their asses to Golden Corral.
