I'm starting to pull my stuff out for Saturday. What will it be? Mossy Oak Obsession? Bottomland? Maybe Realtree Edge?

My wife walks in and says, "Do they [turkeys] care?" "If you sit on the ground and lean against a tree, why not wear these pants [vintage Realtree Advantage] and this shirt [vintage Mossy Oak Bottomland]."

Does she know that if I don't do that now, she will have jinxed my opening day? Can't wive keep their traps shut?

Womens. They don't understand anything.

Last edited by 10Glocks; 04/11/24.
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