Several years ago 2 young turkeys ran out in the road in front of my truck. I had to slow almost to a stop to keep from hitting them. Instead of crossing the road they just ran in front of my truck for over 100 yards. I finally hit my horn so I could get on to where I was going. Both took flight but the one on the right turned left and the one on the left turned right. Midair collision at about 15 feet and a tumble on the road. My 10 year old son was with me. We both laughed so hard we literally were in tears.
