Originally Posted by camobikini
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Lee24.

Lee24 doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Lee24 has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Lee24.

Lee24 does not sleep. He waits.

Lee24 is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Lee24 is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Lee24 counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Lee24's beard. There is only another fist.

When Lee24 does a pushup, he isn�t lifting himself up, he�s pushing the Earth down.

Lee24 is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Lee24's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Lee24 can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Lee24 doesn�t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Lee24 can slam a revolving door.

Lee24 does not get frostbite. Lee24 bites frost





Lee24 knows where Jimmy Hoffa is!

GOA