I didn't mean to incite an 'Urinary Olympiad'. FWIW, I've moved on from considering the CDL stock for my application and will be looking at McMs, B&B Medalis w/alum block and/or an Accurate Innovations. I do thank everyone for the feedback.
I never thought I'd grow up to be a grumpy old man, but I did, and I'm killin' it.
