HEY STUPID,
Did you read the part about it originally being put together with epoxy?
I didn't make it or put it to together that way.
Ever tried unscrewing a threaded fitting that's been epoxied?
It's not a compression fitting dumbazz, it's a threaded pipe connection.
Typical dumbazz "woman" butting in on a subject you know nothing about. Go back to [bleep] Florida or New fuggin' York you wannabe tranvestite sick old douche bag. How about coming down to the Front Range so we can have a little azz kickin' contest. Don't worry about the "Castle Laws", we'll just settle it the old fashioned way.
And in your own words; "Thread pirates are like boils, they must be lanced right away."
Goggle this - [bleep] OFF.