I do what I can.
I pulled a chest muscle in Jiu Jitsu class this evening...You guys had me laughing out loud and yelling out in pain
And now, THE REST OF THE STORY...
"I pulled a chest muscle in Jiu Jitsu class this evening... but my instructor wasn't as willing as I'd thought, for she proceeded to pummel me with every move known to the Orient. Now I'm sitting in jail browsing the Campfire on the laptop of a friendly drunk and every bone and muscle complains each time I laugh at your jokes or the pictures of Big Stick."
