Flame throwers really have more uses than duct tape. Duct tape could fix my leak but you really need the cleansing power of a flame thrower to clean up those tough to remove stains.....

Dishes, Laundry, Oil on the driveway, a flame thrower will clean them all!

"Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other." - John Adams

Turdlike, by default.