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P L I N K E R ! ! !
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I just found my extremely handsome, virile, lover-man-husband P Weed - Sitting UNRESPONSIVELY at his computer - staring transfixed at at the monitor.

What is that horrible DIZZYING design thing-of-colors - I can't even bear to look at it, Makes me WILD!

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY MAN ???
HOW CAN I GET HIM BACK ???
I'M DESPARATE ... OHHH !!!


Signed,
-Sweet Cheeks