My .45 doesn't know that my trigger finger is eighty-one years old. And at door-bustin' distance, I expect one eye to suffice.
Question is � do I call 9-1-1 right away, or should I wait until the lump isn't too limp to be hauled-off relatively easily? And I'd like to save the ambulance guys that long, bumpy fifty miles to the ER in Springerville.
And with the door busted-in, should I turn the heat up, or just put-on another heavy jacket?
Decisions, decisions!