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And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, and there is, Group W's where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the Fish & Game Department after committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly looking people on the bench there. Mother xxxxxx. Father stabbers. Father xxxxxx! Father xxxxxx sitting right there on the bench next to me! And they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest father xxxxx of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly 'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage on the stream bank." He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?" And I said, "Fin clipping." And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, "And creating a nuisance." And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing, father xxxxxx, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the bench. And everything was fine, we was smoking cigarettes and all kinds of things, until the Sargeant came over...

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