It is preferable to have your mother, wife, and daughters as the top revenue producers at the local whorehouse than to use a Simmons rifle scope.
Well if all of that were true, then you could afford a better scope than a Simmons...
You do have a point. With a revenue stream like that I could afford Schmidt and Bender scopes for all my rigs.
"My father makes beer in the bathtub;
My mother makes strawberry gin;
My sister makes love for a living;
My word, how the money rolls in!"
