Roundoak, just don't eat chit that you need to doctor up to that severity and you'll be fine.
Grits are one of those things you learn to just let be.
I have no idea what the hell folks like about them, but they damn sure like em and if a "yank" so much as mentions the word, it will end badly.
Perfectly normal for you to be curious and try them. Also perfectly normal for you to grab anything within reach to attempt to make them edible.
Also perfectly normal for you to be flamed for talking about it publicly.
