Little country store near here, with dry goods, local food stuffs/preserves, butcher shop, little deli, beer, hardware & plumbing and basic housewares, ammo of course, hell. Almost bought an angle grinder one day while picking up meat.

Prominent "CCW Welcomed" sign on front door. God Bless America!

Golldammed motion detector lights. A guy can’t even piss off his porch in peace any more.

"Look, I want to help the helpless. It's the clueless I don't give a [bleep] about." - Dennis Miller on obamacare.