Originally Posted by rifle
Originally Posted by doubletap
My wife caught me staring at a waitress' azz. Does that count?

Oh yea... that's how I got out of my second marriage...



One time at work, during a very boring meeting tired , I was staring at a woman's very nice rack. Never make that mistake again.


"Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much" Teddy Roosevelt