Amigo, this will not only be my first, but may be my only time hunting in Africa. I'll be 60 when the hunt plans come to fruition, and if there's anything my profession has taught me, it's to be serious about the numbers... and 60 is on the wrong side of middle-age, if you follow me.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a pessimist. I'm just sayin'... if this is not only my first, but my last hunt in Africa, I want it to be as good as it gets.


"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars