I don't remember where I got this true story �
A dad heard his wee angel going over her arithmetic lesson �
"One plus one, the son of a bitch is two. Two plus two, the son of a bitch is four. One plus two, the son of a bitch is three. � "
He stopped her. Asked where she'd learned such language.
"That's how Teacher told us to do it, Daddy."
Teacher was puzzled when the dad asked her, then laughed ruefully when she realized how " � the sum of which � " had sounded to young ears that were also being "educated on the playground."
