Dan, only you could take a legitimate question and turn it into a pissing match.
I really fail to understand how I'm turning it into a pissing match, Brad?
From my understanding of your posts, you've been a backpacker since the 70's, and have bought and used, and sold more gear than most. Your outdoor roots are in backpacking.
I grew up packing horses for my overnighters... I didn't get into backpacking until the early 2000's, and there was a time that I tried to invent Bikepacking.
We grew up different in our early years. I'm a hillbilly... I take my axe.
But I am younger... I probably could piss farther.