I spent ten years as a funeral director...all your tattoos will eventually look like blotchy stains on your skin. Of course you won't care by then, but there will be some time before you do die, that no one will have a clue what your tattoo is supposed to represent.
"no one will have a clue what your tattoo is supposed to represent."
No problem!
It will say I WAS AN IDIOT!! 
