We've suffered through septic tank hell with two houses now. I'm paranoid about everything going down the drains. Will never get a disposal, no solids, just TP and excrement. Been trying to sell the bidet thing to my wife and forgo TP all together - she's a little confrontational which makes no sense to me.?

Women are hell on resources especially toilet paper. I could make it through 2 rolls in a month, a typical women couldn't make it through a roll in 2 days!!!? WTF?