Don't apologize, this is the first time I've seen this and appreciate it.

I must admit, though, that I thought that the punch line was going to be:
"XXX A&M students, ranging in age from 18 to 37, were polled and Obama was ranked 5th out of the presidents holding office in the lifetime of those polled."

Have a good day man. In honor of personal freedom and the open squirrel season, I think I'll go put a hole through dinner's head.