An old buddy just called, and asked me if I remembered the name of that crazy one I "dated" years ago. I of course had to ask him to be more specific. Isis was her name right? Oh ya! that bitch was crazy! He then e-mailed me this link. To be fair, I only hung around with her a couple weeks, but this chick was looney tunes. I just said a little prayer, thanking the good lord I didn't knock this one up.
Isis will now be charged with murder 
