Some Post Offices are full of loons. I went in to ship a box containing 50 slings and the clerk noticed the company name on the return address.

She asked what's a sling? I told her they were rifle slings...well here we go... took me 5 minutes of repeating, "these are not firearms' to get it through her skull that it was a box containing 50 pieces of leather.

She then asked if it was ammunition. mad