This cat was the bartender down to Howards when I was there last time.

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He don't givva chit.

As long as you're mature enough to maintain a semblance of hospitality, you can get bent as a pretzel at Howards,....and I can do that.

After all,...you're perched on a sandbar 65 miles out in the Atlantic.

Only an azzhole would care,...