aluminum phosphide tabs. open hole, indert tab(s) and cover. water activates and makes a gas. poof. dead gophers.

or buy you half a dozen death clutch traps and find a neighbor kid who is willing to trap them all for you for $X a piece. when he's done offer him the traps if he makes sure to keep killing any gophers that come by.


Beware of any old man in a profession where one usually dies young.

Calm seas don't make sailors.