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was waiting behind a very pretty, scantily clad female of about 24 or so.


Always a dilemma. Lots of times when they bend over, their shorts ride up into the crack. Do you as a Gentleman, try to help and gently pull them back out, risking a slap? If She does slap you, do you then take your finger and push them back where they were? confused miles


Look out for number 1, don't step in number 2.