Only Texans would make a pack of beer that doesn't fit into a cooler easily. Texas - where having a cooler for beer is pretty important.
You just have to be smart enough to take the cans out of the box
I can throw a 6-12 pack into a cooler with less worked involved.
If I wanted to work with my alcohol, I'd drink whiskey and all the BS that goes with that. Ice, soda, etc.