sorry there Fubar.... if ya start being nice to Schmuck, he thinks you don't like him anymore... or else you are turning Homo, and thinks he is cute....

besides that High School Cheerleader thing is strictly a rumor..
Schtick flunked out of Marshfield High in Coos Bay OR and never graduated....

but don't tell anyone... it will just be between you and I...

I don't want others on the campfire thinking he is some uneducated dumbazzz or something bad like that....

as I said earlier.. I love ol Schtick... he's a cross between Daffy Duck, Yosemite Sam and Elmer Fudd and 10 times funnier than all of them combined...

Schtick is MY HERO....

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