1. Who gets hit?

a)America
b)Europe
c)None of the above


2. By whom

a) muslims
b) inside job


3. Means

a) airplane
b) biological
c) suicide bombers
d) all of the above

4. Casualties

a) 1-1000
b)1000-10,000
c) more than 10,000

5. Obama response

a) golf
b) vacation
c) fundraiser
d)take a nap
e) bomb Israel



Son of a liberal: " What did you do in the War On Terror, Daddy?"

Liberal father: " I fought the Americans, along with all the other liberals."

MOLON LABE