HBD! Even Texans need friends, don't worry about it.

Now that I know when your birthday is I'll send you something next year.

How'nhell did you pick 9-19 for a birthday? Never heard of that before. Pears sent that you weren't born in Florida. Or Oklahoma.

I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain