One of the dogs was barking her head off out in the driveway tonight.
I went out to see WTF was up. I run into Cory getting out of a Prius or something acting like he's never seen a dog before.
Cory: Hi!
Me: WTF?
Cory: I'm with Mark Beg........
Me: GTF off my property and don't ever set foot here again.
That SOB needs to be sent down the road.
Cory: Thank you. 'Bye.
That made me feel better!
