Ok... Barrel donut, bubba buddy, Ultraby Magnum, Hubble scope and probably some corn. Fenced? I know there are wild elk in the Davis Mtns, so I'll give him that, but his taste in rifle gimmickry is kinda fun.
"For some unfortunates, poisoned by city sidewalks ... the horn of the hunter never winds at all" Robert Ruark, The Horn of the Hunter
