He put his "gun" in her hands and she hasn't stopped talking about how amazing it was... eek

She pointed out that it was lighter than mine with a faster trigger.
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Truth be told, Yes, that's exactly what happened.

A fast trigger is the only way I know how to satisfy the masses.

You gents must think it's easy being me and my cell phone needing re-charging between happy hour and bed time.

I'm very tired.

Maybe some of you could consider my hardships!

The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
William Arthur Ward