There is a clever signature I've seen on one of the forums I visit, it goes something like, "In this house, dog hair is both an accessory and a condiment, depending what it's found upon."

We just go back in from quail hunting with my two small munsters, after brushing the briars from them and massaging some musher secret in their paws and burt's bee hand salve to their ear and belly scrapes the post hunt ritual is complete.

Now one is sprawled across my chest asleep, with her ear on my chin nearly blocking the laptop screen. Once she wakes up, I'll clean the birds and the gun, until then it's time for a beer and dog nap.