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My lab gets bad gas from venison


Had almost an entire gnarly old buck made into venision bologna one year and every time I'd thaw out a chunk, the lady of the house would toss a few pieces to our lab. Then she'd grumble about how bad the dog would stink up a room.

When I suggested she not share deer bologna with the dog, she said the foul odor was better than losing a limb, if the dog didn't get dibs on the bologna. That ol' boy would be right on his toes the instant ya took a chunk of bologna out of the freezer.

Every dog I've ever owned was fascinated by dead deer at deer camp. One year we cut the deer up at camp and my bud threw the legs way out in the woods. The beagle I had at the time would fetch every damn leg back, given the chance.


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