I whipped a citizen's arrest on a couple of druggies who fender - bendered the car in front of me and tried to drive off.
It took the cops 30 minutes to come get them, then I had to go to the Police Station to give a report.
While I was waiting on a detective to take my report, I was watching the security camera monitor and watched the druggies post bail.
I spent more time "in custody" than they did!
Now..... I just mind my own business.