bastid! somebody oughta hose you on fuel, wish it was me


ouch but that salt in the wound

momma and the sprout are headed to Kauai in a few days, me? oh no I had to start a new biz, despite momma telling me "don't do it, we've plenty of money and the time to enjoy it"

have a great time in ole Mexico las


as for the pool boys and lifeguards on Kauai, better watch out lads momma will be on the loose there in a few days, guard your junk!

I'll stay here and check out the latest in parka fashions

I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.