pull pin, drop down the toilet, sit on toilet seat... see a big flash, voila... your 72 male virgins are waiting to take care of your every desire...
That would be Virginians.
Just kidding
“My horn is full and my pouch is stocked with ball and patch. There is a new, sharp flint in my lock and my rifle and I are ready. It is sighted true and my eyes can still aim.” Kaywoodie
