If you have him go with a bit more gin and a pearl onion instead of an olive, you can convert it to a Gibson instead of a Martini. 
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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