"Mister President, you have to go to Arlington on Memorial Day. It's a tradition."
"But I hate the military."
"Yes sir, but you must go and make a speech saying how much you admire and respect the fallen."
"Is it okay if I secretly hope there are more of them while I do that speech?"
"You mean lie, sir? Of course. Everything else you've said for the past six years has been a lie, so carry on with your own tradition."
