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Looking through some of the forums this morning, I have seen some great Dodge jokes- I wondered if members would be kind enough to post their best Dodge jokes on one thread so no one would miss some good humor. Besides, after a day or two, we can use them on Fords, and Chevy and Toyota! 
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"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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That IS funny! And you get the prize for the shortest joke. The prize is a wild weekend in Parump, Nevada for a threesome with Melissa McCarthy and Pee Wee Herman.
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"Life is tough, even tougher if your stupid"
John Wayne
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That's a joke that's not a joke. My wife had one when we got married. We had a mouse build a nest in the heater box that blocked the air through the heater core. I had to take it to a mechanic who had to remove everything under the dash to get at it. It was the 1st thing installed when it was built. They didn't have the brains to put the core where it could be fixed or replaced easily.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
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It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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beat me to it... when I was young and broke I bought a used one, worst truck I have ever owned. It truly was a joke.
Eating fried chicken and watermelon since 1972.
You tell me how I ought to be, yet you don't even know your own sexuality,, the philosopher,,, you know so much about nothing at all. Chuck Schuldiner
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Dodge trucks are like fat girls and mo-peds.
Fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you doing it.
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There are more Dodges on the road than any other make of pickup!
(But they are getting them towed in as fast as they can)
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Cummins deisel is good, but, you gotta buy a Dodge/Fiat to get one--
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I think Fiat may be the fly in the ointment.
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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What is the difference between a Dodge pickup and a Jehovah's Witness?
You can at least, slam the door on a Jehovah's Witness...
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When I was car shopping as a young man my dad gave me some great advice: "Look up dodge in the dictionary, it says: to avoid."
I don't eat anything that didn't have a mother.
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I only joke about things, and people, that have redeeming value.
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What's the difference between a Dodge and a shopping cart ?
The shopping cart is easier to push.
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Cummins deisel is good, but, you gotta buy a Dodge/Fiat to get one-- Heard an old-timer with about 300K on his square-bodied Powerstroke say that same thing. "I really like that Cummins, but then they put it in a damn Dodge."
Now with even more aplomb
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Jesus Chrysler.
Me and my old plymouth duster swept up the roads back in the day with fords (fugged over rebuilt dodge... found on roadside dead ) like mustangs and chevy cameros and other slow motion junk so regularly it was silly.
Mopar.
Only thing from deeeee troit ever worth remembering.
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Cummins deisel is good, but, you gotta buy a Dodge/Fiat to get one-- Heard an old-timer with about 300K on his square-bodied Powerstroke say that same thing. "I really like that Cummins, but then they put it in a damn Dodge." And they put a International in a Ford and a Isuzu in a Chevy. I'am not biased, owned all three and beat them all about the same. Not one stood out over the others.
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Best truck I ever owned was a 1997 Dodge friend still has it for moving snow
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What's in the last 2 pages of every Dodge owner's manual ?
The bus schedule.
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