Einstein developed and proved this remarkable formula:
Energy = Mass x Speed of Light squared.
A brilliant genius as we all know.
Another lesser known of Einstein's formulas determined;
if you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at
the speed of 298 KM/sec (the speed of light)
it could be possible for you to screw yourself!
Should you determine you are not physically capable of achieving
that speed at your age, you can easily achieve the same result
by voting Democratic in the November 8, 2016 election!