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Three nurses working in a morgue discover a dead man with a hard on, the 1st nurse says 'I can't let that go to waste', & rides him. The 2nd nurse does the same. The 3rd nurse hesitates & explains she is on her period, but does him anyway. Then the man sits up & the nurses apologize saying they thought he was dead. The man replies 'I was, but after two jump starts & a blood transfusion I feel f*ckin great!!!'
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You know what they say -
'The morgue the merrier!'
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Well, so much for the ol saying "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach."
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WTF are nurses doing in a morgue?
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First aide, of course... And second... and third... 
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WTF are nurses doing in a morgue?
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WTF are nurses doing in a morgue? Oh, for crying out loud. I was so busy laughing I completely overlooked that. You win!
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WTF are nurses doing in a morgue?
U sir are what's known as a "Joke Killer" or "Cpt. Killjoy"
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Readonly made a funny! Pale Rider pointed it out. At least I overlooked it because I was laughing... 
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Perfectly logical. It was the hospital Morgue and because no orderly was available, the nurses were asked to take down to the morgue.  Paul B.
Our forefathers did not politely protest the British.They did not vote them out of office, nor did they impeach the king,march on the capitol or ask permission for their rights. ----------------They just shot them.
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