Buying ctgs by the each reminded me of an old black man come in the shop one day and he wanted to buy some "thuddy-too's" for his revolva! When asked if he wanted .32 shorts or longs he replied "Gives me da longs, I just snips em off til dey fits!"
Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
WS
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