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Chinese Wedding Night

A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.

'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want.. You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her..


A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try someting I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69.'

More thoughtful silence from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her.....





'You want...... Garlic Chicken wif snow peas? laugh laugh laugh



Originally Posted by Bristoe
The people wringing their hands over Trump's rhetoric don't know what time it is in America.

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LMAO !! Terrific !

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LMAO! That sir was a good joke.


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Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.

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Excellent!


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Hold the garlic...


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Why are they speaking english?....

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With a bad accent no less.



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I raffed my ass off out roud!


Originally Posted by Bristoe
The people wringing their hands over Trump's rhetoric don't know what time it is in America.
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Originally Posted by Brazos
Why are they speaking english?....


他们为什么说英文吗?我现在告诉你-外国人不会说中文!

笨蛋的美国人。。。

Or something like that...


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