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Re: If you're gonna beat a turtle to death with a hammer... 12344mag #11334589 07/27/16 Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 29,786 Land of milk and honey...for s... J JSTUART Campfire Ranger JSTUART Campfire Ranger J Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 29,786 Land of milk and honey...for s... Originally Posted by 12344mag Bricktop looks a little ragged! You would be pissy if you got pinged for something so trivial when others have been getting away with what amounts to murder suicide with intent, or lack there-of. These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.

Re: If you're gonna beat a turtle to death with a hammer... Sitka deer #11334754 07/27/16 Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,252 Likes: 25 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... ironbender Campfire Oracle ironbender Campfire Oracle Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,252 Likes: 25 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... Originally Posted by Sitka deer He should have brought a dead-blow... She was in the trunk of the car. If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender

Re: If you're gonna beat a turtle to death with a hammer... 4ager #11334759 07/27/16 Joined: Dec 2010 Posts: 14,408 R rem141r Campfire Outfitter rem141r Campfire Outfitter R Joined: Dec 2010 Posts: 14,408 Originally Posted by 4ager Takes a hammer fishing? Ain't his first turtle rodeo.... ha. fuggen aye, beat me to it My diploma is a DD214

Re: If you're gonna beat a turtle to death with a hammer... Middlefork_Miner #11334766 07/27/16 Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,619 Likes: 4 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas K kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana K Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,619 Likes: 4 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner Originally Posted by kaywoodie God help us.... Don't worry...you live in Texas...oh.......wait........nevermind. Nope AUSTIN!!!!! Hell where I'm from people still drink warm beer and eat mudcats for breakfast!!! Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester "Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored." WS

Re: If you're gonna beat a turtle to death with a hammer... Deerwhacker444 #11334780 07/27/16 Joined: May 2010 Posts: 14,953 Likes: 1 Central Texas P poboy Campfire Outfitter poboy Campfire Outfitter P Joined: May 2010 Posts: 14,953 Likes: 1 Central Texas Hot beer - Not just for breakfast anymore. --- CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE --- A Magic Time To Be An Illegal In America---

Re: If you're gonna beat a turtle to death with a hammer... Deerwhacker444 #11334787 07/27/16 Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,619 Likes: 4 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas K kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana K Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,619 Likes: 4 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas Where Hell is RoninPhx to make fun of my beer!!! Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester "Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored." WS

Re: If you're gonna beat a turtle to death with a hammer... Deerwhacker444 #11334788 07/27/16 Joined: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,923 Texas RDW Campfire Outfitter RDW Campfire Outfitter Joined: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,923 Texas Snapping turtles and Softshells damn sure jump and bite so I believe him, my choice is a sharp knife when the bassturds swallow a hook. Dave

Re: If you're gonna beat a turtle to death with a hammer... RDW #11334849 07/27/16 Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 47,166 Likes: 1 south texas-Corpus Christi stxhunter Campfire 'Bwana stxhunter Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 47,166 Likes: 1 south texas-Corpus Christi yup i always just cut their head off. God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter

Re: If you're gonna beat a turtle to death with a hammer... stxhunter #11334861 07/27/16 Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 50,635 Anchorage, AK USA Sitka deer Campfire Kahuna Sitka deer Campfire Kahuna Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 50,635 Anchorage, AK USA Originally Posted by stxhunter yup i always just cut their head off. And a snapper head can still bite you for hours after being Vince Fostered! Mark Begich, Joaquin Jackson, and Heller resistance... Three huge reasons to worry about the NRA.

Re: If you're gonna beat a turtle to death with a hammer... kaywoodie #11334863 07/27/16 Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 14,370 Tuolumne M Middlefork_Miner Campfire Outfitter Middlefork_Miner Campfire Outfitter M Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 14,370 Tuolumne Originally Posted by kaywoodie Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner Originally Posted by kaywoodie God help us.... Don't worry...you live in Texas...oh.......wait........nevermind. Nope AUSTIN!!!!! Hell where I'm from people still drink warm beer and eat mudcats for breakfast!!! I googled Bastrop...looks pretty close to me.

Re: If you're gonna beat a turtle to death with a hammer... RDW #11334868 07/27/16 Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 14,370 Tuolumne M Middlefork_Miner Campfire Outfitter Middlefork_Miner Campfire Outfitter M Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 14,370 Tuolumne Originally Posted by RDW Snapping turtles and Softshells damn sure jump and bite so I believe him, my choice is a sharp knife when the bassturds swallow a hook. Turtles lives matter...

Re: If you're gonna beat a turtle to death with a hammer... Middlefork_Miner #11334905 07/27/16 Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,619 Likes: 4 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas K kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana K Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,619 Likes: 4 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner Originally Posted by kaywoodie Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner Originally Posted by kaywoodie God help us.... Don't worry...you live in Texas...oh.......wait........nevermind. Nope AUSTIN!!!!! Hell where I'm from people still drink warm beer and eat mudcats for breakfast!!! I googled Bastrop...looks pretty close to me. There used to be a big difference. Now we're just like all the other bedroom communities! Still lots of bubbas here tho! Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester "Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored." WS

Re: If you're gonna beat a turtle to death with a hammer... Deerwhacker444 #11334913 07/27/16 Joined: May 2010 Posts: 14,953 Likes: 1 Central Texas P poboy Campfire Outfitter poboy Campfire Outfitter P Joined: May 2010 Posts: 14,953 Likes: 1 Central Texas Bob, the radar looks like you may have a turtle alert. --- CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE --- A Magic Time To Be An Illegal In America---

Re: If you're gonna beat a turtle to death with a hammer... kaywoodie #11334918 07/27/16 Joined: Oct 2011 Posts: 59,134 Likes: 23 Next to the dump that Del Shan... 12344mag Campfire Kahuna 12344mag Campfire Kahuna Joined: Oct 2011 Posts: 59,134 Likes: 23 Next to the dump that Del Shan... Originally Posted by kaywoodie Hell where I'm from people still drink warm beer and eat mudcats for breakfast!!! No wonder you have a gas problem...... Paul "I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D. Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards. molɔ̀ːn labé skýla

Re: If you're gonna beat a turtle to death with a hammer... Deerwhacker444 #11334919 07/27/16 Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,619 Likes: 4 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas K kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana K Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,619 Likes: 4 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas Yeah Mike!!! There's a helluva cloud fixin' to come right over top of us. Thundering now to beat all hell!!! And I got 100, 30 Army brass in the tumbler!!! Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester "Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored." WS

Re: If you're gonna beat a turtle to death with a hammer... 12344mag #11334923 07/27/16 Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,619 Likes: 4 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas K kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana K Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,619 Likes: 4 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas Originally Posted by 12344mag Originally Posted by kaywoodie Hell where I'm from people still drink warm beer and eat mudcats for breakfast!!! No wonder you have a gas problem...... Sir, that would be them canned beans that are so damn good!!! I even put extre weenies in em! Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester "Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored." WS

Re: If you're gonna beat a turtle to death with a hammer... Sitka deer #11334926 07/27/16 Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 46,098 Likes: 6 Colorado S smokepole Campfire 'Bwana smokepole Campfire 'Bwana S Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 46,098 Likes: 6 Colorado Originally Posted by Sitka deer Killing a turtle is not easy! A felony? Good thing there were no cell phones when I dispatched my first snapping turtle for soup. They ain't easy to kill, especially big ones. A wise man is frequently humbled.

Re: If you're gonna beat a turtle to death with a hammer... Deerwhacker444 #11334939 07/27/16 Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 18,170 29376 R ringworm Campfire Ranger ringworm Campfire Ranger R Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 18,170 29376 My mother? I'll tell you about my mother... TRUMP- GABBARD 2024

Re: If you're gonna beat a turtle to death with a hammer... smokepole #11334973 07/27/16 Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,619 Likes: 4 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas K kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana K Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,619 Likes: 4 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas Originally Posted by smokepole Originally Posted by Sitka deer Killing a turtle is not easy! A felony? Good thing there were no cell phones when I dispatched my first snapping turtle for soup. They ain't easy to kill, especially big ones. Or when I nailed it to a tree and to the brush loppers to em!!! Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester "Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored." WS

Re: If you're gonna beat a turtle to death with a hammer... kaywoodie #11334975 07/27/16 Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 46,098 Likes: 6 Colorado S smokepole Campfire 'Bwana smokepole Campfire 'Bwana S Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 46,098 Likes: 6 Colorado Originally Posted by kaywoodie Originally Posted by smokepole Originally Posted by Sitka deer Killing a turtle is not easy! A felony? Good thing there were no cell phones when I dispatched my first snapping turtle for soup. They ain't easy to kill, especially big ones. Or when I nailed it to a tree and to the brush loppers to em!!! Felon!! A wise man is frequently humbled.