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Its a full-grown fawn!!!!!!

Not sure bribes work. I even named a wildcat in his honor and didn't get chit...

last year's loser.
shot from the bedroom window in boxer shorts, Sunday am, head shot with Hornady AMAX, with wife in bed reading paper and coffee cup cooling beside me.

Still bitter about that eh?

yeah...I may not recover.

I am bound and determined to submit a winning entry this year. I haven't killed a bambi since this contest began, but this year will be different, even if I have to chase the little bastid across both sides of the freeway, under the bridge and hit him with my truc.......with my .375 Magnum Shoulderbuster.

To that end, who should I forward several cases of fine booze and good beer to in order to secure my spot in the judging process? Also, where is you car, and when did you want me to wash and wax it?

As for taking your wife to scrapbooking classes, and watching every episode of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, and several soap operas, I'm sorry but I have to draw the line there..........

No worries, my wife doesn't watch that crap on TV.

Car is dirty though...and Im thirsty....



The Judge.

Wash your car and get me something to drink while you're at the fridge.

The Elks.

Thats not how this works.

Have some respect for your elders.


The Judge

Oh sorry,forgot to add that you're outa snacks,go down to the closest store and get some cheese puffs. And a 6-pack of Lipton tea,peach or lemon will be just fine.



Thanks from the Elks.

Ring,

Can't believe you're bitter over that giant !

This was a loser from a previous year !





Young kid, cool gun, open sights & milk on it's lips !

I didn't know about this contest 2 yrs ago (last time I took a dink).

Probably not gonna try to enter this yr.

that's when life puts an piebald unicorn right in front of you.

Hell I'm sober tonight and I still laughed at that

Dear The Judge,

So glad to hear your wife's not into that drivel on TV. It's bad enough I have to sit through that when my wife's home. The worst part is, she expects "conjugal visits" afterwards.........

As for the beer and booze, sorry, but I drank it all after sitting through a 4 hour marathon of the Jerry Springer Show, followed by 4 hours of The View. The conjugal visits didn't even seem that bad, as I was able to finally shut off the danged TV. I guess everyone's gotta take one for the team once in a while......

Maybe it's time for a new judge?

Oh [bleep]!